I recently learned I’m allergic to fish, shrimp, crab - but ONLY if it’s from a foreign country. I break out in head to toe hives and have severe respiratory problems. Seems that foreign fish is mostly from developing third world countries. Investigations show that the fish is raised in sewage, given massive antibiotics (to which I’m allergic) and often contains cancer causing drugs or toxins.
The homeless have little choice about what they can eat - and the rule is generally, “Don’t pass up a meal,” meaning, eat whatever …

One of my favorite jokes is about the two blondes who locked their keys in the car. It goes something like this:
Two blondes were shopping at the mall. When they were done, they went out to their car, which happened to be an awesome leather-interior convertible, but they realized they had locked the keys in the car. So they both kind of stood there and thought for a while.
Then one of the girls had the bright idea to try to open the car with a coat hanger, so she started …

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I could not watch more than 10 seconds of this video without wishing to see the “Conklin men” in prison for life, bent over in the shower. You don’t get much sicker than these bastards. Is it cruel of me to wish violence on men who treat defenseless animals like this?
If not violence, then life behind bars.

Part of feeling pressured, overwhelmed and frazzled is having a ton of demands and no outlets or ways to minimize pressure. There are a lot of ways to cope with that - the best one being exercise or simply “taking a break.” I’m not a big television person and don’t even own a tv. But I wanted a way to “take a break” without having to go to the gym or get sweaty or eat. So I bought an ant farm. I always wanted one, so I indugled. $19.95. You …