US and Swedish officials aren’t talking about what have been responsible for the massive bird and fish kills in at least three different locations, but the conspiracy theory community worldwide is secretly ecstatic as the warnings they’ve been posting for decades are suddenly becoming real. Christian fundamentalists are referring to the Bible’s prediction of “fear of what is falling out of the skies.” Sites like PrarieGhost are listing incidents throughout history where everything from frogs, blood and other items have fallen out of the sky.

Prairie Ghost reports:

In 1833, something more unusual than fish fell from the sky over the town of Rahway, New Jersey. On November 13, locals saw what they described as “fiery rain” falling to the ground. When the glowing masses struck the ground, they turned into “lumps of jelly”. The lumps were said to be transparent and became round, flattened masses when they landed. Within hours, the jelly disintegrated and became a pile of small white particles that crumbled into dust when touched. The strange masses were reported at the same time that a meteor shower was taking place over the eastern United States and may have been connected to it in some way.

Troops stationed at an army post near San Francisco had their own encounters with strange objects from the sky on July 24, 1851. On that afternoon, soldiers who were on the drill field reported being pelted with spatters of blood and pieces of meat, that were apparently beef. The blood and meat fell from a cloudless sky and ranged in size from “a pigeon’s egg to that of an orange”. Several pieces of meat were given to the post surgeon and he described some of the slices as being slightly spoiled, as if they had been left out in the sun too long.

A similar event was said to have taken place in Simpson County, North Carolina on February 15 of that same year. Witnesses reported that pieces of flesh, liver, brains and blood rained down from the sky over an area that was roughly 30 feet wide and about 250 yards long.

On June 15, 1857 a farmer who lived in Ottawa, Illinois reported that he heard a hissing sound in the sky and he looked up to see a shower of cinders falling to the earth. They landed on the ground in a V-shaped pattern about 50 feet from where he was standing and caused the ground to steam and the grass to catch fire. The larger cinders buried themselves into the earth and even the smallest pieces were inserted into the ground at least partially. The farmer, whose name was Bradley, noticed a small, dense and dark cloud “hanging over the garden” at the time of the fall. The weather that day had been damp and a little rainy but no thunder or lightning had been reported.

The children of Lake County, California must have been happy on the nights of September 2 and 11, 1857. According to the History of Napa and Lake Counties by Lyman L. Palmer, a shower of candy apparently fell on some portions of the county on those evenings. The report states: “It is said that on both of these nights there fell a shower of candy or sugar. The crystals were from one-eighth to one-fourth of an inch in length and the size of a goose quill. Syrup was made of it by some of the lady residents of the section.”

Another shower of flesh and blood was reported in California on August 1, 1869. The shower occurred for three minutes and covered about two acres of J. Hudson’s farm near Los Nietos. The day was clear and windless and the bloody flesh fell in strips that were from one to six inches long. Many of them were reportedly covered with fine hairs, as if stripped from the body of an animal.

In August 1870, a deluge of “water lizards” hit Sacramento, California. The small animals were from two to eight inches long and alive when they hit the ground. The initial shower rained the lizards down so that they nearly covered the roof of the opera house. They slid down the building and into the rain spouts so that they covered the pavement around the building. The Sacramento Reporter stated that hundreds of them survived for several days in rainwater that flooded a partially dug cellar that was located nearby.

According to the Boston Globe, and other news media, thousands of dead birds, including grackles, starlings, brown-headed cowbirds, and red-winged blackbirds with broken beaks and backs were found dead in Arkansas and Louisiana, over the past week, and today (January 5, 2011) 50 dead birds were found in Sweden.

“UFOs,” said one theorist who asked not to be identified. “We’ve known for some time that UFOs are able to cloak themselves. We’re estimating a massive scout force, sort of an advance team for a larger attack force was in the area, cloaked in invisibility of course, and the birds hit them. The birds just slammed into an invisible force field and bam. Dead birds.”

UFOs are known to create electrical disturbances, stop time, mess with gravity and magnetic fields, and kill car engines with electromagnetic pulses. A larger than normal force hovering close to the ground, or letting ground forces out on earth could have affected the birds navigational systems - which, according to physicists, involve iron oxides in the beaks of birds which locally intensify the earth’s magnetic field and stimulate nerve branches called “dendrites” in the bird’s navigation system/brain.

Frankfurt neurobiologists Dr. Gerta Fleissner and Professor Günther Fleissner together with DESY physicist Dr. Gerald Falkenberg discovered the navigation system and process in migratory birds. Meanwhile, the scientists’ team found the same structures in many other bird species.

UFOs which confound navigational systems in jet fighters would have no problem confounding the systems in birds.

Scientists are blaming fireworks and power lines for the contact, but those in the know aren’t buying it.

“That’s what the New World Order and the shadow governments who are in touch daily with aliens want you to believe,” said another UFO-olgist. Fearful of being targeted by men in black for coming too close to the truth, he believes that the killings are only just beginning.

“They always start small,” he said, referring to alien and government coverups. “They get a sense of how spooked people will be and then they escalate or adapt to that.”

“NotReptilian” as he asked to be referred as, believes aliens are preparing for a global take-over in December 2012 - the date of the end of the world according to the Mayan Calendar.

UFOs may explain the birds, but what about the fish?

“A lot of people know about UFOs, but not many know about the numerous sightings of UFOs that live and operate underwater,” NotReptilian said. Sites such as UFOCasebook.com offer numerous cases involving water and UFOs. The same energy that affected birds could also have affected the fish.

Other events that have some conspiracy theorists scratching their heads is the timing - close to the murder of John Wheeler, III. Wheeler, who, according to MSNBC, “followed in his decorated father’s footsteps and attended the U.S. Military Academy at West Point. After graduating in 1966, in the midst of the Vietnam War, he served five years in the Army, including as a staff officer at the Pentagon. He retired from the military in 1971.

In later years, Wheeler, as special assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force at the Pentagon during the George W. Bush administration, helped develop the Air Force Cyber Command. A citation for his service in 2008 said Wheeler recognized that the military needed to combat the growing vulnerability of U.S. weapon systems to cyber intrusions, according to his biography.”

Wheeler was working with the US Air Force and other contractors, developing their global surveillance surveillance system (Star wars technology). Other conspiracy sites are speculating about whether Wheeler got into an argument with a “grey” (reptilian) over emerging technology, or was horrified at a new alien technology that killed birds, fish and might be aimed at people next.

Historically, throughout religions around the world, such signs are believed to be a warning to people to repent and return to God. Only time will tell!!

Note to readers: On Monday afternoon I stepped outside and saw thousands of birds - vultures, crows in a funnel shaped pattern much as though they were riding a thermal current (natural) over the land in front of me. They didn’t act normal - but confused, out of sync, hitting each other and moving in an unnatural way. I watched them for about three to five minutes before going inside for my camera. I’ve never seen that many birds in a swarm that early in the afternoon. Birds will often gather and in fascinating and timed roosting displays, known as a murmuration, before they settle down for the night, but this was nothing like that. It was unusual, didn’t feel normal and by the time I’d gone back inside for my camera they were gone. That experience and then the news of the dead birds and fish compelled me to write this article. The “interviews” are compilations of remarks and comments from people on various UFO websites. Please take this in the spirit it was written - curious, half-serious, half-not, but open to possibilities!